HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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