well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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