one two three fourrrrnication!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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