I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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