Can Purell be used as lube?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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