Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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