'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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