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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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