I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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