You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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