normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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