I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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