I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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