Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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