Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he laminated a picture of his dick.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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