not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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