Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
