I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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