David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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