shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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