Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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