All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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