Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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