Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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