No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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