Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
As shirtless as possible
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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