Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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