But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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