ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize
