In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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