I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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