People in love make me want to vomit
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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