make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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