are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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