i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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