that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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