I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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