Define "chronic" masturbator.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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