And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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