So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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