Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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