Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Still dying that you shit outside
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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