theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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