too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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