when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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