You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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