We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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