i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My penis needs a shock collar
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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