Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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