READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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