i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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