the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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