areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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