do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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