Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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