I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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