It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My ass is underappreciated
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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